i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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