The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
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i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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