he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
