Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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