Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.