For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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