I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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