Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

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(914): View more from New York

Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.

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(214): View more from Texas

For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.

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(561): View more from Florida

I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...

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(305): View more from Florida

Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby

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