the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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