if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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