the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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