I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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