I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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