No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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