Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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