I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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