she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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