i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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