id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he puts the penis in happiness.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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