she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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