You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS