Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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