I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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