Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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