dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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