WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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