Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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