Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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