whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
...so i touched it.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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