...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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