He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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