Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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