White coat. Heels.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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