Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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