I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We got so high we made milksteak
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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