yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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