Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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