i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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