Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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