that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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