I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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