ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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