But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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