He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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