fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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