Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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