when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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