that's an acceptable place to lick
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
it glows. i had to have it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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