weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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