Well douche your snatch and let's go!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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