One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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