The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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