You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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