Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So squirting runs in the family.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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