My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I AM VODKA MAN
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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