well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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