I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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