We should be called the Road Head Warriors
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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