so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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