I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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